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Internet users frequently project their dickish rage onto venues that they negatively review on Yelp.
Jun 28 '11
I’m going to make it my life’s work to find the person that gave this review to fucking KRISPY KREME DONUTS and beat them to death!
Fuck this sugar dough deep fried and glazed in sugar it’s too sweet!!
Jun 23 '11
Tricia and Johanna: Yelpers
Do you swear by Yelp reviews? You should probably know that these are the kind of assholes who write them.
Jun 21 '11
Outrage is a pretty strong word…
Screw them and their desire to not have dog shit on their floor.
Jun 13 '11
May 8 '11
“Having worked in customer service for over twenty-five years, I am in no way completed jaded and petty to people serving me out of my own resentment for my career. That’s why I OPENED the meal by telling my own server I would need a good reason to ever come back to the establishment he probably hates working at. He took offense to this for some reason!”
May 7 '11
“I usually demand my servers have the energy of a grade school pep squad, but the food was so good I’ll let it go this once time. Next time, I will kill them…”
You’re little winking joke about what an entitled piece of shit you are still means you are an entitled piece of shit.
May 6 '11
Look, according to every other review on Yelp, this place is not good. But they at least bothered eating there before giving their opinion. And if the delivery time is too long, get off your fucking ass and pick it up.
May 5 '11
It seems like this person would have enjoyed their night more if they’d just sucked down a bottle of soy sauce at home on their couch.
Also, you can’t claim to not fault someone too hard for something while also giving them the lowest possible rating. You are, in fact, faulting them as hard as possible.
Sushi Gallery Miki
May 4 '11
Oct 7 '10
When reviewing a supermarket, you should probably open with the part about the rotting, fly strewn food, and CLOSE with your revulsion towards homosexuality.